If We Were Valley
Parking Dudes, We would
Provide, Like, Other
Services: Adjust the
Pre-sets on your radio
So your date doesn't
Think you're a dork
Test your brakes
Under high speed
Conditions. Test the
Ability of your car to
Pick up chicks

Um, This is the la brea
Tar pits . There's
Supposed to be
Dinosaurs here
Yeah, but you can't see
'em because the water
Is, like really dark.
Beavis, you dillhole.
The reason there's no
Dinosaurs here is
They're out making that
Jersey park sequel.

There's these other
Chicks on hollywood
Boulevard who will
Like, do it with you for
Like only ten bucks, but
There 's a catch
Yeah! They want you to
Give them the ten bucks.
No dumbass, the catch
Is that they're like,
Really guys.

So, Uh, Once you're
Famous You have to go
To Hollywood Because
That's like, where the
Chicks go to meet
Famous people

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